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março 25, 2005
Os meus bolsos são buracos negros
Apesar de já ter a fama de me apoderar subrepticiamente dos isqueiros de toda a gente, penso que ontem consegui estabelecer um novo record: saí com duas pessoas e, tendo esquecido o meu isqueiro em casa, hoje de manhã, vejo que tenho nada mais nada menos do que quatro nos bolsos. Entretanto, já não sei onde é que eles andam, mas isto ficará para depois.
Publicado por João Pedro da Costa às março 25, 2005 07:15 PM
Comentários
Se queres saber acho que já deverias ter um ou dois isqueiros nos teus bolsos à partida, misturados com lenços, chaves, carteiras e outras coisas; tu é que não deste por eles.
Voltando agora a uma questão antiga - http://bde.weblog.com.pt/arquivo/010518.html -, deixa-me perguntar-te: os teus bolsos têm cabelo?
Publicado por: Filipe Moura em março 25, 2005 08:16 PM
Eu sabia que te conhecia: tu és o gajo que trabalha ao meu lado!... Olha ali o meu isqueiro: o 7º da última fila.
Publicado por: maria madalena em março 25, 2005 09:33 PM
Os vermelhos são meus...
Publicado por: Jorge Morais em março 25, 2005 09:38 PM
agarra que é ladrão! ;)
Publicado por: abobora em março 25, 2005 09:38 PM
Ó João Pedro, se tiveres um isqueiro com 1 simbolozinho monárquico, sgnifica que até eu fui apanhada no "conto do isqueiro"...
Abraço Amigo!
P.S - Cmo estão a Ziggy e o Chiquinho? (Festinhas para eles!)
Publicado por: SGC em março 25, 2005 09:43 PM
Eh! Eh! Vou ver se não me esqueço de nunca deixar um na tua mão. ;)
Publicado por: cap em março 25, 2005 10:19 PM
Ainda bem que não uso disso :)
Publicado por: 1poucomais em março 26, 2005 12:58 AM
Filipe: os meus bolsos são «worm holes» com uma crista digna dos punks. :)
SGC: o Xico e a Ziggy estão óptimos, obrigado por perguntares. Prometo dar mais notícias nos próximos dias. Como vai essa ida para os States?
Publicado por: João Pedro da Costa em março 26, 2005 02:02 AM
Opá, deixa mas é de fumar...
Publicado por: fernando em março 26, 2005 03:41 AM
A mim não enganaste tu, ò cleptoruínas.
Eu bem te mordi...
Publicado por: sharkinho em março 26, 2005 12:48 PM
fumar, o caraças! aquilo é para aquecer a colher!
tanto isqueiro... :)
Publicado por: ding em março 26, 2005 01:51 PM
Eheheh. Comigo passa-se um caso semelhante, mas não me apodero dos isqueiros dos outros. Vou usando um e outro e, a certa altura, tenho os bolsos cheios de isqueiros. Aqui há uns tempos, numa viagem de avião, depois de passar a gabardina na máquina de raio X, o polícia viorou-se para mim e exclamou: não vai ser por falta de isqueiros que não irá fumar! Intrigado pus as mãos nos bolsos da dita e, qual não foi o meu espanto, tinha 5 isqueiros lá dentro. O mais "estranho" é que tinha mais dois, um cada bolso das calças...
Publicado por: curioso em março 26, 2005 04:53 PM
LOL, Curioso. Sou exactamente assim: apodero-me dos isqueiros sem saber como.
Ding: para isso eu uso um maçarico. ;)
Publicado por: João Pedro da Costa em março 26, 2005 06:34 PM
Mas olha lá ò meu sacana, tu andas propositadamente a ignorar os comentários do tubarão? Tás zangado comigo, lontra?
Não tou habituado a este tratamento numa casa que frequento como se fosse a minha, ouvistes? Quero miminhos, exijo respostas ou não serei o comentador 10000!
Publicado por: sharkinho em março 27, 2005 11:10 PM
Tubyzinho: tu já falhaste o 5000 por uma unha negra (foi a Emiéle). Ouve lá, ó palhaço da merda, eu tou farto de responder aos teus comentários!!! Mas ok, tá bem, tentarei ser mais atencioso... Um beijo.
Publicado por: João Pedro da Costa em março 28, 2005 01:18 AM
Assim tá bem. Adoro quando me insultas. (tás farto de quê? Dás o cu e os oito tostões para responderes a um comentário meu, tás-te a armar praquê?) :)
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Roubar isqueiros é um ritual, não é? Se não eu sou uma ladra descarada.
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